Why couldn’t the car play football?
Because it only had one boot
Why did the shoelace miss the party?
Because it got tied up
What happened to the broken down sandal?
It got toe-d away
What happened to the accident prone shoe-shop owner?
He put his foot in it
If leather makes good shoes, what do banana skins make?
What happened to the Old Woman who lived in a shoe?
She got booted out
What did the tight shoe say to the loose shoe?
Have a nice trip
What did the plimsoll say to the stiletto?
What do you call a rich sock?
What’s a shoe’s favourite seafood?
Why is an old shoe like a thirsty dog?
They both have tongues hanging out
What do you call a shoe with a runny nose?
Photo Credits: UNICEF UK/2006/Blue Peter; UNICEF UK/2006/Francois d'Elbee
Jokes by Paul Powell for Shoe Biz