Shoe-per jokes!

Why couldn’t the car play football?
Because it only had one boot

Why did the shoelace miss the party?
Because it got tied up

What happened to the broken down sandal?
It got toe-d away

What happened to the accident prone shoe-shop owner?
He put his foot in it

If leather makes good shoes, what do banana skins make?
Good slippers

What happened to the Old Woman who lived in a shoe?
She got booted out


What did the tight shoe say to the loose shoe?
Have a nice trip

What did the plimsoll say to the stiletto?
Hi heels!

What do you call a rich sock?

What’s a shoe’s favourite seafood?
Jellied heels

Why is an old shoe like a thirsty dog?
They both have tongues hanging out

What do you call a shoe with a runny nose?
A tiss-shoe



Photo Credits: UNICEF UK/2006/Blue Peter; UNICEF UK/2006/Francois d'Elbee
Jokes by Paul Powell for Shoe Biz